1. It’s okay, little girl. You’re doing your best.

    It’s okay, little girl. You’re doing your best.

  2. I support our military. When it means looking cute in a kerchief

    I support our military. When it means looking cute in a kerchief

  3. Traditional marriage.

    Traditional marriage.

  4. For me?

    For me?

  5. Who says I haz no moneys?

    Who says I haz no moneys?

  6. I’m all weddy for Amerwica’s bwoothday!

    I’m all weddy for Amerwica’s bwoothday!

  7. The top member of Nancy Drew’s Clue Crew.

    The top member of Nancy Drew’s Clue Crew.

  8. You’re my only friend, bear.

    You’re my only friend, bear.

  9. I wanna be a flapper when I grow up. If that fails, then president.

    I wanna be a flapper when I grow up. If that fails, then president.

  10. Vroom Vroom. I’m a princess.

    Vroom Vroom. I’m a princess.

You know when your 7-year-old daughter runs into your flatscreen tv while rollerblading after you have told her several times to not rollerblade in the house and she looks at you and is like, "No, mommy, I didn't do it," and you're like, "I just watched you do it sweetie," and she's like for some reason sticking to her guns and saying, "No, it wasn't me," and you're about to lose your fucking mind -- right? Okay, so this is a site dedicated to how hip, presidential hopeful Newt Gingrich is that little girl.