1. Wee! My poppop is a horse! And a camera hog!

    Wee! My poppop is a horse! And a camera hog!

You know when your 7-year-old daughter runs into your flatscreen tv while rollerblading after you have told her several times to not rollerblade in the house and she looks at you and is like, "No, mommy, I didn't do it," and you're like, "I just watched you do it sweetie," and she's like for some reason sticking to her guns and saying, "No, it wasn't me," and you're about to lose your fucking mind -- right? Okay, so this is a site dedicated to how hip, presidential hopeful Newt Gingrich is that little girl.